G.I. Joe live action movie guys in-costume.That's an awful lot of black! I think I saw Cover Girl in a fall catalog somewhere. Hawk is so cranky ( Read more... )

Shortpacked!: But how can you live without trees?

An official picture of Snake-eyes from the upcoming live-action GIJOE movie was released today, and will apparently be in USA Today tomorrow. Hey, look at that, it's a Snake-eyes costume. Way more faithful than I was expecting.

I assume that means everyone hates it. It exists, so. You know ( Read more... )

Shortpacked!: Aaaaaaaaaaand back to politics.

So, hey! Destro was cast for the GIJOE live action movie. (That G.I. Joe is now entirely an acronym sure helps me type that quicker. Now, all-caps will do! No seesawing between upper case, lower case, and punctuation.) It's some Shakespearean actor dude nobody's ever heard of. Hmmm ( Read more... )

A correction to yesterday's assertion that a Wayans might be playing Heavy Duty. It is not true! It is reported Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje is taking the role, whether he's Heavy Duty, Roadblock, or whoever. Also, some dude is Breaker. I hope he enjoys bubble gum!

And Scarlett and Storm Shadow were cast a few days ago yadda yadda yadda.

Shortpacked!: As written by Krystal, age 8

As announced yesterday, today's strip comes to us thanks to the Create A Comic Project, which promotes literacy to today's youth. It also apparently promotes hilariously adorable webcomics.

In other hilarious news, we may be getting a Wayans for the G.I. Joe film. Oh dear lordy lord. Will he be ( Read more... )

Shortpacked!: They probably haven't even met Mike yet.


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Shortpacked!: I warned you yesterday.

Here I am in Westville, Indiana. The downtown is about as long as I can throw a football. And I'm a nerd. Anyway, my laptop's wireless stuff kinda blows, and so I'm having trouble catching up on all my awesome toy news.

Which is why I'm glad I got an email from one of my readers saying that word is the ( Read more... )

Shortpacked!@TNI: In the movie, they probably won't still be Vietnam vets. We hope.
Shortpacked!: Ethan's planograms are being published soon as a coffee table book.

I was worried for a while, with the Transformers movie being over and done with for the most part, that I was suddenly short an important well for ideas. Thankfully, the G.I. Joe ( Read more... )

Shortpacked!@TNI: I sadly wrote myself out of being able to do him in toy colors.
Shortpacked!: Damn those Hollyweirdos!


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